Monday, August 20, 2007

Got Drool?

I totally had an embarrassing moment while at work and I'm sure it won't be the last time either. I usually insert my foot in my mouth a few times a day by being a clumsy speaker, but today, today topped them all.

Reminder to self: Don't put 2 altoid tangerine sours in your mouth then call in a patient. Why? You end up slobbering while speaking. Nothing beats drool coming out of a complete stranger's mouth while they try to talk to you... Yup, I am one sexy, classy bitch.


Warning: May cause excessive drooling


Something like this. .."sir are you having any pain today?"...DROOL ...Just as I finish my sentence this huge bit of saliva comes out of my mouth and I try so desperately not to have anyone notice. I wanted to die, crawl under my desk and start rocking back in forth. Well, that may be over dramatized, but it was traumatizing. You could feel the warmth radiate from my red face and neck. If he didn't notice that would have been amazing in itself, maybe he had cataracts... I swear I'm not rabid or anything. Man am I just thankful it was an elderly man and not some hot young soldier straight out of Iraq.

So that was my Monday...it couldn't suck more than stranger drool right?

6 comments:

Lost A Sock said...

"I swear I'm not rabid."

Bwahahaha! That line totally made the story.

My Wonderful Men..... said...

That is so funny, I only wish I could have a day like that. Instead I have to listen to co-workers complain about taxes and how they blah,blah all day long. I want to hang myself by the end of the day. Did we come to work or complain? You are so funny.

More Than A Single Mom said...

Oh Donut! I LOVED IT! Oh please please do more silly things. You made my Tuesday morning!

Mimi's Toes said...

OMG this is so funny...you got me curious to try these...I had one of those Monday's too, where I was ready to put my fist thru the phone to the ding-bats who call in...Like I care? Duh...but I guess I do have to care, cause that's my job....

Laurie & Chris said...

I sorry but I laughed right out load when I read this. I'm not sure if I even want to try these altods now :)

Teena said...

My face is twisting just thinking about it!