Thursday, August 09, 2007

Look! We can do it standing up now!

Who knew that there is a product that lets women urinate standing up? I would never want to use it, but who knew? I'm shocked someone actually thought of it and had it made. It tells you to relax and pee with a cardboard funnel between your legs. That just spells out relaxing to me.


"Look ma! I can write my name in the sand like Jimmy now!"


Wow, have I been missing out all these years...Now that's one step closer to being more "lady-like" don't you think?

And remember ladies, make sure that you direct the warm urine that you are holding via a cardboard funnel in another direction other than towards your feet! Words to live by...Don't pee on your own feet...

7 comments:

Sarah said...

So are supposed to drip dry? Or did they invent something to help us flick it off?

Crooked Eyebrow said...

I know! Does it have a tissue dispenser I wonder? How do we do the shake off?

Peanut Butter and Jelly Boats said...

That's just gross!

Laurie & Chris said...

OMG!! I can't even think about using this. But the girls at work will get a good laugh when I tell them about it.

Teena said...

The link isn't working :(

No peeing on the feet ... got it!

My Wonderful Men..... said...

I can not get over this, now we can really hang out with the guys. Who comes up with this crazy stuff??? Some women who wanted to be a man?

Hole said...

hmmm, thats rather interesting. Personally peeing standing up doesn't really appeal. except this one time when I did actually do it when I was drunk...it took way more effort than it was worth...and I didn't use no cardboard funnel either. lol ;-)