Thursday, September 06, 2007

Nursing funnies.

True Stories: Overheard conversations in the building.

A woman came to her doctor's appointment and went on to tell the nurse "I don't think I will get pregnant". The nurse went on to question why and the female patient replied "I don't think I ovulate, because I haven't see any eggs in my panties."

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Well, there a few problems here...one being I'm not sure you are ready to reproduce if you're looking for your eggs in your panties lady...

Another...

Yesterday while a patient was getting her ears irrigated, she had a few questions for the nurse completing the procedure. As the nurse started to slowly flush the patient's ear canal with warm water the patient asked, "Is this water going to come out the other side? Maybe I should have a basin for this ear too!"

The nurse chuckled and replied "No ma'am, it will drain back out". This concept practically amazed the patient! She then went on to ask what caused it not to go all the way through. Really? The shocked nurse simply stated "your brain blocks it." This whole procedure continued to be mind blowing to the patient and she soon became upset because the nurse was flushing water to her brain.

????

Dude, I'm not sure what drugs she had done or doing but I'm at a loss for words on that one...

9 comments:

Laurie & Chris said...

All I can say is WOW!!! to both of them. Really what is wrong with people??? :) I did get a laugh out of it !

Mimi's Toes said...

you need to submit this to Reader's Digest...so funny

chrissy said...

Too funny!!

My Wonderful Men... said...

Funny!
I love working in places where the people are just as crazy as me. I should go back to patient care.

My Wonderful Men... said...

I forgot to ask another good day??

More Than A Single Mom said...

And that's why you're my idol and I want to be a nurse just like you!

Peant Butter and Jelly Boats said...

That is so very funny! I agree, maybe that lady isn't ready to reproduce yet!!

mom on a mission said...

My husband is a nurse and I marvel at some of his stories....so hilarious!!
Tricia

Pato & Pearl said...

hehehehehe...i cant stop laffing

Pearl