Wednesday, December 12, 2007

"it's like build-a-bear"

Conversation I had with JC at dinner ...as we were eating yummy pork chops.

JC: Mom, I want a baby brother. Maybe even a girl. Definiately not twins.

Mom: Yeah, I'd like that. I'm with you on no twins.

JC: Maybe I can have one when I'm 8. I'll be a good big brother then...

Mom: (clenching at her heart and empty, non-useful uterus) Well, it doesn't always happen like that. You have to pray and then ask Daddy.

JC: that's right, dad has the instructions on how to make'em.

Mom: (silent)

JC: Yeah, Dad has to attach the head on, shove a heart in it and and put the penis( as he motions) well down there.

Mom: Really! Those are some interesting instructions that Daddy has then. I don't remember it being quite like that with you.

JC: Yeah, it's kinda like a build-a-bear workshop..

15 comments:

InTheFastLane said...

Yep! I think that is exactly how my kids where made! Hilarious!

lissa said...

Is this a real conversation? Boy your JC sure has imagination!

Crooked Eyebrow said...

This was an actual conversations he started out of nowhere during dinner tonghit. JC does have a huge imagination.

He's got the world figured out already.

I wish I knew how to get a video of him on here. He's hilarious. A mini-adult.

Sadie said...

OMFG!!! That's hilarious!! You have one heck of a clever kid there!! Wow!! I can't stop laughing!!!

Lost A Sock said...

How cute is that?! And also, ohhhh the conversation that you COULD have had instead of this incredibly cute and innocent one...

This Mama's Trip said...

That is freakin' funny!!! I would have died!! They come up with some interesting stuff...don't they?

Nikki

More Than A Single Mom said...

Oh I love the things that children say!!!!! And I love how they think babies are born. The innocence.....I hope it never ends!

wgathen said...

That doesn't sound like my experience at Build-A-Bear! http://tinyurl.com/2wamhz
Maybe I'd go more often if it was

ElleBee said...

Oh.My.Word. That was NOTHING like the conversation SS#1 and I had before the Manimal was born...Too funny!

Stacie said...

roflmao. yes, yes it is JUST like a build-a-bear workshop.

The Autumn Dahlia said...

I just shot coffee out of my nose...

Momma TaderDoodles said...

That is WAY funnier than my girls belief that God puts "x" number of babies in your tummy when your 10 years old and then you have to pray that He'll let them come out...

If my hubby had to "build" a baby he'd leave out the vocal cords!

Teena said...

So that's how it happens ...

Kristiem10 said...

THat is the funniest thing I have read all day!

Anonymous said...

Priceless. Hope you write this stuff down. I know you think you'll never forget something like this conversation -- but, after a while you forget the details that made it so cute. I know -- it'a a hassle -- but, believe me, you'll be glad you did 20 years from now!

Sandra (the voice of experience, because I DIDN'T write things down!)