Tuesday, February 12, 2008

What makes a bad day even worse?

What makes a bad day even worse?
I'll tell you...

Having a (sane, non-geriatric)male patient look down at you and say "how wonderful, you're having a baby!"

ME: Nope! Just really chubby! So, come on in so I can get your weight and blood pressure (asshole). ( What? you need a shot? Bend over butt head)


Since this is the second time or so this year for people assuming I was with child, I guess it's time to start working out and getting back to those evil nasty crunches now. Repeat after me people, don't assume. I makes an ass out of YOU and ME. At least that's what my momma always said...



Don't forget about my 2 giveaways!

the first is for the tweezerman tweezers and book which ends on 2-15-08

the second is for the We are more than beautiful book which ends 2-18-08


Wait!! There is more! Don't forget that we are also having a bloggy meet up if you are in NW Indiana!

14 comments:

InTheFastLane said...

Evil, nasty man!

Sadie said...

Bloggy meetup?!?!?! I'm not NW Indy...but I'm west!! If it's not an insane drive, I'd be interested for sure!! Tell me MORE!!!

And that sucks on the assuming man. Very much NOT cool. Ugh. Stupid people...I NEVER EVER assume. EVER. *sigh* People will never learn.

Queen B said...

My mom always says, "don't ask the question if you don't know the answer".

Jill said...

Delurking to say I feel your pain. My friend's 11 year old daughter once asked me if I was pregnant. When I told her no, she said "well, ya look pregnant. And tired and stressed. I guess that's why I thought you were pregnant." I have never wanted to smack a child, but that day I came THIS close. I drove home in tears.

Stacie said...

ugh, seriously, sometimes people just don't know when to shut the h*ll up.

I saw your pictures from your vacation you look NOTHING like you are expecting!

Autumn said...

I, stupid chubby girl, wore an empire waist top to work today. 'nuff said.

Robin M. said...

I feel your pain. My youngest is 5 now, but I still have people ask me if I am expecting. Being short doesn't help... but I just can't get that flat tummy.

Lisa said...

I hope I can make it to the bloggy meet up. Some other girlfriends invited me to hang and watch a movie. Now I need to choose!

mindyvasil said...

Wow, people really need to think before they speak and mind their own business! :-(

To Think is to Create said...

Oh man, I'm so there with ya. Except I don't usually start exercising when I hear that...I eat more!

ElleBee said...

I once read where you should NEVER ask a woman if she is pregnant unless you actually SEE the baby exiting her body. I think this is a good practice! :)

Teena said...

That's happened to me too. I don't know who was more embarrassed ... me or the person who congratulated me on my pregnancy.

Mimi's Toes said...

I would put pickle juice in his I.V. I don't know why I said that...just in a crazy mood. Shame on him! May he meet mr. lock jaw.

Unnaturally Blonde said...

What a horrible, horrible man. I would have stuck him with a needle too! Ha!