Monday, March 24, 2008

Darn Monday

After I wrote the first few blurbs, I realized it was a haiku.
Like his that he has every Monday. So I went for more.

Crap. It is Monday.
OH SNAP do I hate Mondays.
Dude, my head hurts bad.

Can you pass the pills?
Now a tall glass of water.
Head will feel better.

If not, pass the booze
because then I can just sleep
and beg for Tuesday.

Tuesday will be good
If not, pass me the chocolate.
That makes it better.

Until then I sit
waiting for the pain to stop.
and silence to come.

Make the kid play with
quiet stuff for the evening.
and mom will be glad.


Teena said...

A poet and you didn't know it!

Ann(ie) said...

I'm impressed!

And Monday's suck ass.

rudecactus said...

Wicked good!