Friday, May 23, 2008

modnaR ...Random...

* This morning I realized that I'm coming up on my one year anniversary of not smoking. Which made me think about how much money I have saved. Let's do the math...



I smoked about 3 packs a week at about $4.10,

which totals about $16.40 a week.



That's $65.60 a month, by not smoking this year I mangaged not to spens about $787.20!



Which means that I have technically saved enough money for the following:



1) a trip to Blogher

2) this purse $328

3)This purse $398

4)this purse $385



you get my drift, I could have had some major frivolous purchases, but I didn't stash and save the money so I can stop dreaming. It was nice while it lasted right?



If you had $787 that you managed to save, what would you buy?

*I haven't shaved my legs in over a week, I'm starting to gross myself out. Arm pits? daily, can't skip.

* I realized today while getting out of the shower that I apply deodorant/antiperspirant 4 swipes each underarm, get dressed and before I leave the house I do it again. Why? I'm not sure, but I'll blame it on my mom because she used to do the same thing. Except I think she does 3 swipes. I hate odd numbers...

*Not only are my brows over grown and crooked but I feel they don't match my hair color enough. Tomorrow I have a hair appointment, I am hoping to discuss this issue I have. Hopefully they don't think I'm on crack.

*My glasses are crooked too, should I just tilt my head more?

*This past week I had to talk myself out of quitting my job about 2,349 times. Looking back, I can't figure out why because outside of being bored, it's pretty darn perfect. (I'll regret writing that by next week).

*My favorite nail polish color is red. A berry red. It's been the only color on my toes for just about 3 years. I think I should venture out and change huh?

*My birthday is next weekend. Usually I'm excited, but I'm not feeling it. I want to be, but I'm not. I would like to say that I have something great planned, but I don't. I would like to go out, but quite honestly the thought of trying to find something to wear is quite crippling. You may think I'm joking, I'm not. My ass has grown right out of my only few sets of clothing. Go fetch me a twinkie, brownie or even better, ice cream and I'll feel better about it.

* Which leads me to my next thought, I have no clothes that fit. Old Navy used to be my main supplier but have since gone to trendy short shorts and skinny tank tops. NO one on God's green earth needs to see my cellulite, pasty white junk hanging from any part of my body. With that said, I suppose I need to buy more sheets or tarps. I think tarp blue may be my color....

*Excuse me, I have had Mt. Dew today, hence, I'm fat , hyper and chatty.

* Moving on...It's almost Father's day, what should I buy Mr. Crookedeyebrow (even thought I didn't even get a card) uhm....

*If I could be anywhere right now, it would be Hawaii or my home. Because I wanna get out of work soo bad.

* Jc thought of a new guitar hero band name. Instead of naked brothers band, he wanted "dirty butt band". You got me? He thought about it in the tub...I'm just sharing.

*If you could be any age all over again, what would it be? Mine? 22 it's seems that's when depression hit me, my health went to hell and I became an emotional wreck. I'd like to go back and kick myself around a bit.

* Once again this week I was asked if I was "with child". Yes, scrubs are not flattering and yes I have gained weight. People (not you reading) you are killing me. Do you hear me? Killing me.

* I just had L. Hill's version of "killing me softly" pop in my head. I love her. I love when she sings "zion". Oh to be able to sing....

* Last weened I planted flowers and they honestly have made me so very happy looking at them. Maybe it was because my mom helped me plant them.

* 2 weeks and counting till our 6ft privacy fence goes up. Holla! I am beyond excited. Why? you missed the picture I had up briefly of my neighbor's yard, then you would have understood my pain.

*For some reason I have this insane thirst for a margarita. Yes, margaritas....
maybe in 4hours or so. Fo'shizzle.


* Happy Memorial Day Weekend!

12 comments:

Stacie said...

I hope you have the most wonderful, relaxing holiday weekend!

I'd love to sit and have a margarita with ya! :)

Adventures In Babywearing said...

Ok, the first thing I thought of was that you should use that extra money for BlogHer! And totally love the Killing Me Softly singalong on About A Boy. : )

Steph

RubiaLala said...

That D&B bag is to DIE for. I want it. If I had $787 saved, that's what I'd buy right now. Until I saw something else I liked. Oh, look, something shiny!

The worst part about working is BEING BORED! I want to be challenged. So understand about wanting to quit.

Try a French pedicure, where the put the white on top. It's really cute.

I feel the same way about my clothes. I have my staples that get worn every week, it's really sad. And it's mostly black stuff. I have seriously wondered why everyone I know hasn't nominated me for What Not to Wear! Stacy and Clinton would be very disappointed in me. And what's up with Old Navy man?

21 for me. Same reasons as you.

Where do you want to meet for margaritas? :)

Have a good weekend.

SJ said...

If I was closer to you I think it would be fun (and nice!) to hang out, chat and drink margaritas! By the sounds of this post you and I have a lot in common!

Peanut Butter and Jelly Boats said...

I'd take my kids back to Disney. We LOVE it there. Or I'd buy a new coach bag. I've got a 40% of coupon, I could probably buy a coach bag AND shoes!

Ann(ie) said...

GIT that red bag!!! That red bag is ADORABLE!! I'd spend mine on a fancy bag or a flight somewhere sunny and hot! Matt's 2 month anniversary of quitting smoking is tomorrow. I'm so proud of him. Chantix is a miracle drug!! That is not an easy habit to kick. GO YOU! Drink an extra rita. xo.

addhumorandfaith said...

You'll be all right kid. Don't you feel better after getting some of this stuff off your chest? Hope you're having a great long weekend!

More Than A Single Mom said...

Congrats on your one year no smoking anniversary!!! That's awesome.

Mimi's Toes said...

OK, I'm a little behind in my blog reading since being on vacation last week....
Congrats on 1 year of non smoking...So happy for you. You could treat yourself to a new Coach as a reward...Go Ahead..You deserve it....

Not Just Any Jen said...

Congrats on quitting smoking! That is one MAJOR achievement. Hey, we are putting up a 6 ft privacy fence too. Who is doing yours?

iheartchocolate said...

A few months back, 2 actually..I was at a restaurant and the hostess was counting heads to see how many of us she had to seat. She looked at my abdominal region (that had just lost 15 lbs) and asked, "ohhhh, and another on the wayyy??" I died. The end.

Autumn said...

One note on shaving - Intuition, buy it ... seriously.

I actually don't loath shaving now.