Friday, July 25, 2008

Pluckin' through the sitemeter...

You know what?
I've had this blog for 2 years now and never once mentioned anything on how I pluck, wax or thread my own lovely eyebrows. The funny thing is that I get hits that lead people here each day for things relating to eyebrows. I feel like I'm dissappointing people. Crooked hates to dissappoint, but if I had advice for others and myself, well I wouldn't be crooked eyebrow any longer. We can't have that now can we?

Some interesting searches on eyebrows include:

crooked eyes
Why does my face look crooked?
My eyebrow aren't crooked bi*ch.
Gangsta eyebrow designs
Designer eyebrows (no sh*t, really?)
Why are my eyebrows thinning?
Lines in brows
tweezerman giveaway (sorry you are late)
pimples in my eyebrows

Folks, gangsta eyebrow designs? Really? Sheeze I had no clue.


Mimi's Toes said...

Oh, you just reminded me to pluck my chin hairs with my all time favorite tool, Tweezerman. I want to make sure I am all chin hairless especially for my hot date on Sunday night....

Teresa said...

OMG- you make me laugh so much! I think people will be pleasantly surprised when they visit even if they were really looking for weird eyebrow rituals!

Octamom said...

I posted several months ago about how my 5th child was concerned that he had tapeworms after seeing a Discovery Channel special on human parasites--and now guess what?--I get many, many hits a week for people looking for information on tapeworms, how do i know if I have tapeworms, how to cure tapeworms, what are the signs of tapeworms, etc.--you just never know when you're going to hit the stream of blog consciousness, do ya? ;o)


Lynette said...

You gotta love sitemeter for that option. I haven't had any really funky ones yet.