*I haven't taken any photos for months and have begun to miss it. My mojo was lost so to speak. After taking bad ones I started to second guess my ability, my eye, my entire love for a new found hobby. Now that the sun is starting to peek out more each day, I'm hoping I start seeing things in a whole new light.
*Currently I can not get enough crushed pellet ice. I love it. The only place I can find it at is DQ and this doesn't please me.
*I gained 1.5# in 2 weeks. This does not please me either. Maybe I just have to poop. Seriously? these pre-natal vitamins are killing me! So don't get that strange look on your face as you read this. There is totally nothing better than a good poop people.
*A few years ago after having chest pains and palpitations I was diagnosed as having a very common condition, mitral valve prolapse. Thankfully I have not have any problems with it since, until now. So far with this pregnancy I have them all too often. This morning I was attempting to shave my legs and while bending over it felt like my heart stopped and somebody was stabbing it. I took it as a sign not to shave, we'll see how long I can go.
*Have I told you how much I love chewing this ice? Holy shit, I have found my new crack.
*My husband has been running every night after work, getting in shape, looking good and I now have this HUGE fear that he'll be looking all hot and svelte when I deliver and I'll be huge, swollen and unattractive begging for lipo and a tummy tuck. I totally have to get my large ass moving.
*This weekend Mr. Crookedeyebrow and I are going to see The Blue Man Group again for our anniversary. I am quite excited and we have first row (in the center) seats. We'll see just how messy we get. Can't wait!
*I love coach purses, love them. I own a few but then realized that I can no longer spend money on such items if I ever want to pay my credit cards off in this life time. Yesterday I looked on the their site and I could honestly say that out of all of them I only like 2. So, I will continue to save my money because there is no way I am going to pay $400 for a purse I like. Nope, can't do it.
*Altoids Tangerine Sours are the bomb yo!
*When I lost weight around the holidays thanks to sisterhood of the shrinking jeans, my one good pair of jeans became way too big. When I was going to buy a new pair, I found out I was pregnant and then just tolerated the huge, fall off my ass jeans and wore a belt. Now with my expanding waist line I can wear them without a belt. I'm guessing in four weeks or so I will be hitting the maternity section and Target and Old Navy.
* JC informed me that his friend is "cheating on" his girlfriend. Hello? They are in the second grade so clarification was needed...
Mom: What do you mean he cheated? Like he copied from her?
JC: Well mom, she caught him kissing another girl behind the monkey bars!
Mom: Really? (long pause with crickets chirping)
Second graders kiss by the monkey bars??
JC: Uh..yeah, they all do.
Mom:Have you kissed any girls?
JC: Ew, no!
Mom: Good, keep it that way for a few more years.
JC: (speechless with stunned, grossed out look)
Apparently the hot spot is behind the monkey bars, who knew?
*After the above it made me think of my first kiss, which wasn't until the beginning of 8th grade. Seriously. 8th grade and now they are kissing in the second grade? Shit. That birds and bees talk is going to have to take place before the 4th grade for sure.
*My ice to chew is gone. Damn.
* Recently I have had such vivid dreams. Last night it was about crazy shopping carts that were coming to life. Shopping carts. I could totally be having dreams about hot sexy men feeding me ice cream in bed and I'm dreaming about demon shopping carts. What's wrong with this picture??
I told you I hate the grocery store....
Now I want ice cream...
*If you could have any flavor of ice cream, what kind would you get?
Mine, today? Moose tracks.
I can almost taste it.