Wednesday, September 14, 2011

Bathroom confession

Let's say you get home from work, you slip off your shoes, take your bra off, hug the kids. What's next? Bathroom, right? Having the "home field advantage" as we like to call it in the Crooked Eyebrow home. At this point in pregnancy, my bladder is tired and well, being bounced on 5, 219 times a day, bathrooms are my thing lately.

right... moving on...

So I'm sitting there, reading my new redbook and I smell peanut butter. I think to myself, "man this pregnancy is so weird, BM's that smell like peanut butter." Mentally laugh at myself for even taking notice. Actually thinking "wow, I couldn't even blog that if I tried".

HA.

Then as I'm reading, listening to wwIII between children outside the door, I smell peanut butter again. Except this time, I look down at my huge bare belly and notice peanut butter smashed into my skin.

"damn, that's where the nutty butty bar went at lunch."

So for clarification, pregnancy does not change the smell of your poop. It only makes you one crazy nut capable of losing food at lunch, only to be hidden by your huge pregnant belly.

and that will hopefully be my last bathroom confession...ever.

you are welcome.

11 comments:

Katy said...

I died. In the best way ever.

nicole said...

Awesome. I love it when something really makes me laugh out loud.

Erin said...

What's funny is that I already knew half of this bathroom confession because of that time that we went out for ice cream and JC was all, do you know what your friend my mom does when she gets home from work every day? That was epic.

Kirsten said...

Thank you. For sharing. I needed this laugh so very much.

Elaine A. said...

So, you know the burning question right? Did you eat it?

Hey, as long as you're sharing so much... ;P

xoxo

Crooked Eyebrow said...

Erin- I totally remember him telling you that. That's me boy!

Elaine- As much as I wanted to, honestly, I did not eat it. :)

Adventures In Babywearing said...

Omg.

Mimi's Toes said...

Now this is one of the funniest bathroom confessions. I will never look at peanut butter in the same way again...

*Lissa* said...

Heh. Those nutty bars are awfully tricky.

~Mendie~ said...

that is funny. i often lost things down my top...oh well it happens.

June said...

Ha! Pregnancy is the best ;)